(A little boy was in the women's restroom waiting for his mom, who was in one of the stalls.)
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Are you going yet?
Ohhhh, now you're going.
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Going potty, mama?
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Still going?
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Are you wiping now, mama?
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Are you still old, mama?
How old are you anyway?
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Fortunately Tyler & I were alone in the bathroom. ;)